iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubedly the best one so far 

bonus

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thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

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ben-c:

if we’re having an argument and you call me “sweetie” i will fucking WRECK you

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#me

betweenthesaharaandthesea:

Collections that Leave You Breathless—> Suneet Varma | India Bridal Fashion Week | 2013 The Golden Bracelet

 

another side, another story

(Source: lucina-)

cryptfly:

goatings:

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

it also labels the contents as “dihydrogen monoxide”, which is just “water” in chemistry terms.

I want it

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gunpowderandsteel:

//the mun is secretly an anime girl

yes mom I am leaving the house like this

jiinsy:

a-damn-wizard:

jiinsy:

dildarium:

jiinsy:

I wish there was a reality tv show/contest thing where they have this high demand minimum wage customer service job and as soon as one of those really assholish customers starts pulling shit the camera crew busts out of their hiding space and they offer the person a chance to win 1000 bucks or something, but they have to complete a full shift working at the place doing all the same shit that the regular employees have to do and if they can’t keep their cool they only get paid minimum wage or better yet nothing at all

Bonus: send in nothing but actors who put the same kind of ridiculous demands and comments that belittle service workers as if they’re nothing more than underpaid servants. 

Lightning Round: they get screamed at by managers because they are not working at a superhuman speed and tending to the needs of every customer in a timely manner

And if they can’t keep their cool, the money they would’ve won goes to the employee they were being rude to in the first place.

Yes perfect.

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